Japan Just Landed A Spacecraft On A Motherfucking Asteroid And Fired A Motherfucking Bullet Right Into Its Face

Who’s laughing now?

Talk about an act of absolute space dominance.  Might as well have fired a bullet into America’s face.  Bunch of putzes down here sitting around with our puds in our hand while Japan is out there shooting asteroids in the fucking grill.  I mean I’m not going to read the scientific analysis of this stuff and let’s be honest neither are you.  I don’t care what Japan’s stated “research purposes” are with a “wink wink” so hard it temporarily blinds them.  All I know is that is the most badass sentence ever.  Japan lands a spaceship on an asteroid and shoots it in its pussy face.

And they didn’t even leave a Japanese Harry Stamper behind.